Matt Lauer of the Today Show was the first to place an order. He wanted to wish a former co-worker good luck on a new endeavor.
The next order came in from Valerie Bertinelli. She wanted to express encouragement to a friend who was battling a weight problem:
Then Miss Richie said she wanted help cheer up an incarcerated friend:
Yes, business was good. I was going to corner the market on celebrity clients.
I didn't see it coming when I received the next order:
I'm sending you a sample of the toilet paper I endorsed. As you will see, only one square at time can be removed.
This is payback for the piece you posted making fun of my idea for every one to use only one square during each toilet visit.
In a field where one is counting on word-of-mouth business, all it takes to "wipe" you out is one dissatisfied client!
Anybody want to buy 100,000 blank anniversary cards?