Saturday, November 08, 2008

Maxine Says ...


The Commercial

Over the Rainbow

Maxine Says ...

NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

Procrastinate Now!

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.



Liquid said...

Hysterical as usual!

I can always count on your blog to make me "chuckle"!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. I ♥ Maxine. Have a great day. :)

Jack K. said...


I can always count on Maxine to brighten my day. Thanks for sharing.

Truth in advertising is essential. Snerdx!

Hale McKay said...


If a chuckle is what you need - I'm there!

Hale McKay said...


Whenever I'm short of posting ideas - a few Maxine-isms are guaranteed to make someone smile.

Hale McKay said...


Yep, Maxine is a life saver for "blog block."