Thursday, February 26, 2009

A Royal Pain

The Royals: Alternative Fuel Summit

England's royal family poses for a photo session.

Picture 1:

What a handsome stately bunch!
Is the Queen wearing a lampshade?
Why is Phillip smirking?

Picture 2:

Did the Queen just move to her right a step?
Why has the young Prince brought his hand to his face?
Anne and Charles wonder what's up.
Why did Phillip twist his body to his left?
What's with his expression?

Picture 3:

Did the Queen just take another step to her right?
Is the young Prince having trouble breathing or is he laughing?
Is Anne trying not to laugh?
I think Charles just said, "Jolly good show, old boy."
Why is Phillip still smirking?
And why is Phillip leaning farther to his left?

Five will get you ten: Phillip forgot to take his Beano!

Charles Goes Jogging

Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.

Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.

"No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!"

He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his jog.

As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her 150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled:

"See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?!"

Charles & Camilla: Wedding Night



Skunkfeathers said...

Nothing like a royal poot to make the Queen make a face like that 'un ;)

alilbit said...

Do they even pass gas? They appears so rigid in the rear area.Jolly good blog you have here

Lily said...

well, you certainly have a sense of humor...

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. I love them all. I will admit that their costumes are a bit much. All that pomp and such.

Have a terrific day. :)

Hale McKay said...


I guess Charles is relieved that Phillip is giving his mum something else to bitch about besides him and Camilla.

Hale McKay said...


Thanks for stopping by.

That they pass pass is a closely guarded secret I suppose.

Thank you for compliment.

Hale McKay said...


Hello there in Denmark.Welcome to my Blog.

I returned the favor and visited your site - wow - you have so many. I wasn't quite sure which one to read or on which one to leave a comment.

Hale McKay said...


About their costumes - I couldn't keep the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper album cover out of my mind.