Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Letterman's Wish List

John Bell has contributed another funny and timely piece:


10- Wish I was as funny as Leno

9- Wish I could get John McCain on to save my ass

8- Wish the woman that stalked me in the 80’s was 14 years old, and then I wouldn’t have had to press charges

7- Wish I could play the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz, “If I only had a brain”

6- Wish David Carradine was 14 years old then I could have made jokes about him

5- Wish I could get guests to look like “slutty flight attendants” when they do their stupid dog tricks

4- Wish there were more 14 year old celebrities I could get on the show

3- Wish I could shag A-Rod’s balls in batting practice

2- Wish my 5 year old could stay up late to watch the show and be proud of his father

1- Wish I was man enough to say I screwed up big time and say, “I sincerely apologize”

Thank you, John for the above list.



Sandee said...

I couldn't agree more. Leno was funny...Letterman isn't. Love it.

Have a terrific day. :)

Hale McKay said...


As for me, late night TV hasn't been the same since Johnny Carson.

Colin O'Brien won't be much better.

Jack K. said...

Late night TV? What's late night TV?


Hale McKay said...


My late night viewing of an appliance consists of having my butt parked in from of CRT.