Thursday, November 26, 2009

Saying Thanks

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say 'thank you'?- William A. Ward

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.-Buddha

If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is 'thank you', that would suffice. ~ Meister Eckhart

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. ~ Sam Lefkowitz

I came from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. ~ Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.~ Erma Bombeck

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime. ~ Author Unknown

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. ~ Kevin James

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. ~ Jay Leno

I love Thanksgiving's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger



Jack K. said...

Thank you!!!

Sandee said...

I love your sense of humor. I really liked the last one too. That is so very true.

Have a terrific day and a very Happy Thanksgiving. :)

Hale McKay said...


You are welcome. :o}

Hale McKay said...


I like your humor also.

I agree, the last one was a good one. The Terminator knows breasts.

Marti said...

Thank you for all the laughs!

Hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving!