Monday, October 03, 2011

Warning ... Democrat Voters

Warning... My Democrat friends will be offended by this. Only read it if you have an open mind and a sense of humor..........
When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from the "TOP 12"... 
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 43% isn't. 
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. 
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine, as long as nobody is offended by it. 
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. 
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. 
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. 
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. 
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit. 
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe groups who would never get their agendas past the voters. 
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher. 
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE". 
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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Mike Golch said...

I voted INDEPENDANT,because both parties are full of crap and are serving to the real masters of this country-the all not so mighty(anymore)dollar controlled by big business.

Sandee said...

I didn't vote democrat, but some of this is funny. Some is very sad too. Mike is right...both sides stink of late. It's all about big business and big business gets what they want from both sides of the aisle. Now if the occupy folks would descend on Washington D. C. and demand change I'd listen to them. Washington D.C. is the problem.

Have a terrific day. :)

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