Saturday, January 22, 2005

Pointmeister Says...

" There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those
who aren't."

" If you need me, I'll be on my pedestal."

" Guess which of the 7 Dwarfs I think you are?"

" I'm a recovering workaholic. I haven't lifted a finger in years."

"This is not a beer gut, it's a protective covering for my rock-hard abs."

"On the mark...Get set...Go away!"

"Did the wizard ever get back to you about that brain?"

"I'm so confused ! Wait...Maybe I'm not!"

"Warning! I have gas and I know how to use it."

"With a body like this, who needs hair?"

"...This is the part where I nod and act like I am listening."

"I can fix anything! Where's the duct tape?"

"I used to think drinking was bad for I gave up thinking."

"You say tomato ... I say vodka."

"To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential."

"Same nightmare - different day."

"Warning ... drinking may cause girth defects."

"Drink coffee ... do stupid things faster with more energy."

"Every one laughed when I jumped up to dance ... how was I to know I was
sitting under the table at the time?"
It should be noted here that I do not claim to have created any of the above. They all have been seen by me on tee-shirts, bumper stickers, signs, etc., and in magazines and catalogs. You might find them on coffee cups and baseball caps also.
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1 comment:

Jude Allen said...

Some good advice in that list, words to live by. lol. reminds me of my favorite latin expression. "carpe ductum!" (seize the tape)Ahh, duct tape...the handy man's secret weapon.