Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Grandma's Revenge

The following cartoon didn't fit with any of my previous posts, and it certainly doesn't fit here either. While it is a bit of a groaner, I liked it. It's colorful, and, well ... it's a ... groaner!

Rudolph Got Run Over By My Grandma*

Rudolph got run over by my grandma
While cruisin' all those back roads;
Even though huntin' season was over,
She bagged that deer with the shiny nose.

She'd been listening to the radio
And she nearly lost her breath
Yellin' cuss words at the DJ
For playin' that song where she gets hooved to death.

So she set out on the warpath
There was evil in her eye
She said "I'm gonna find that reindeer
And by golly, one of us is gonna die!"


Santa Claus had made a landing
On the new expressway
Grandma was doin' 120
With her headlights pointed straight at Santa's sleigh.

'Twas an awful sound of impact
Grandma really nailed him good
There were hoofprints on her windshield
And a pair of ripped-off antlers on her hood


Guess we'll all be missing Rudolph
In the winter when it snows
But now he's up in reindeer heaven
With a Buick logo stamped into his nose.

But there's no regret from Grandma
As she drove away, she sneered,
And then she hollered out the window
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a FLAT DEER!"


(*Another piece of work from the archives of Anonymous.)



jules said...

It took me entirely too long to figure out the cartoon. I'm going back to bed!

Anonymous said...

Wishing you Happy Holidays and peace on earth to all!

Jodi said...

You are so funny. I love your parodies. What WILL you do after Christmas?
Hope you're resting up.

Jack K. said...

Who says that cartoon isn't apropos? Not me.

Man is it funny. LMAO

I do look forward to your postings. I keep wondering how, or if, you can top the last one. Every time you come up with something even funnier or better in some way.

What better way to....
serve others, care about those you serve and share the love in your heart.

May your new year be prosperou.

Anonymous said...

I think it's time for some New Year stuff.

Anonymous said...

No! No! No! Rudolph is fine!
Gramma was drinkin wine
or was it moonshine? but she never hit Rudolph

Serena said...

Groooooan. It was funny, though -- as always.:)

I don't know about this WordVer word -- snuogza. What do you think -- pet name or curse? LOL.

Jack K. said...


Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!

Anonymous said...

Uh - why didn't the cartoon use an image of a Pinto car? I spent a minute looking at the cartoon going, "Why is there a potato in the ocean?"

Happy New Year!