Sunday, April 20, 2008

Short Books

The following titles are suggested summer reading for Bloggers.

The Shortest Books Ever Written

25. "Things I wouldn't do for Money" by Dennis Rodman

24. Human Rights Advances in China

23. The Differences Between Reality and Dilbert

22. "The Book of Virtue" by Bill Clinton

21. "To all the Men I've Loved Before" Ellen DeGeneres.

20. "My Plan to Find the Real Killers" by OJ Simpson

19. "Strom Thurmond: Intelligent Quotes"

18. Al Gore: The Wild Years

17. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean

16. America's Most Popular Lawyers

15. Career Opportunities for History Majors

14. Detroit - A Travel Guide

13. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"

12. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches

11. Easy UNIX /* GCFL: come on! it's not that difficult! :-) */

10. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance

-9. Everything Men Know About Women

-8. Everything Women Know About Men

-7. French Hospitality to non-Francophones

-6. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names

-5. "How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel

-4. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA

-3. Staple Your Way to Success

-2. The Amish Phone Book

and the Number One World's Shortest Book:

-1. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion



Liquid said...

OMGosh.......I've actually read the last one!

Kidding.......but close!

Hale McKay said...

Funny you say that, Liquid.

A few of then seemed familiar to me.

Serena said...

That is absolutely priceless. Love it!:-)

Hale McKay said...


I do believe this will be an archival retrieve for use over at VT someday.