What can be more comfortable on a hot day than a pair of flip flops? (Please, under no circumstances are flip flops to be worn with stockings or socks.)
Just in time for the Democratic Convention, you can support your Democratic candidate in style with the official:
Walk around with pride displaying your dirty feet and toe jam. Flip Flops are the preferred foot wear for wannabe Muslims everywhere.
Flip Flops can be found in fine Dollar Stores every where. Be the first in your city and neighborhood to wear the shoe that Obama wears.
Mrs. Obama has purchased several dozen pairs of Lady Flip Flops, opting for the high-heel style. A spokesman for the Obama party said that her purchase of the large number of Flip Flops are insurance against those moments when she sticks her foot in her mouth.
Flip Flops come in an exciting array of styles and colors.
And if you ever get in over your head like Obama, Flip Flops even float.
The man who was barely able to beat a woman in the primaries to become the presumptive candidate for the Democratic Party, will now be able to strut proudly with that familiar "flip-flop" sound announcing his approach. As he begins his run for the White House, the voters only need to listen to his footsteps to know where he stands on all the important issues.
Under the guise of supposedly gaining diplomatic skills, learning the art of foreign affairs and matters of National security, Barack Obama has flown to the Middle East.
He is currently visiting friends and relatives in Afghanistan and Iraq and as a smoke screen to his intentions will also visit a few other nations.
Not to be outdone by the Pope, Obama will be traveling in comfort and safety in his new security vehicle. His wife will accompany him if for no other reason than to make sure he puts the seat down. Dubbed the Democrap Mobile, it will allow the Presidential hopeful to navigate Middle Eastern streets without worry of stepping in camel pies.