Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Blogs Will Never Harm Me

Don't act stupid. That's what politicians are for!

Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.

What if I don't WANT to press '1' for English?

I don't need sex.
The government screws
me everyday!

If I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong.

Alcohol is the answer. I just can't remember the question!

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame.

I don't mind going to work. It's that 8-hour wait to go home that sucks.

I'd Rather Be A Smart Ass Than A Dumb Shit!

Some people say I have a bad attitude. I say, SCREW them!

For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.

I'd tell you to go HELL, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.

Years ago, I stumbled onto the great taste of beer. I've been stumbling ever since.
I'm in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me here.
I try to keep the coffee buzz going until the alcohol buzz kicks in.

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

I follow my dreams ... Except the one where I'm naked in church.

A penny for your thoughts - A dollar if you flash me!

Believe it or not, I'm the NORMAL one in my family.



Skunkfeathers said...

A good collection of wit and wisdoms, but one does beg to consider a genuine comparison: is it better to be a dumbass (with proper geographic location for the cranial cavity filler), or a smartass (and have a headache everytime one sits down)?

Sandee said...

What Skunkfeathers said. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. :)

Hale McKay said...


You do raise an interesting point.

Hale McKay said...


Skunk must be right. You've made it unanimous.