Random Thoughts of Randomness (2)

Where's The Bun?
Weapon of Mass (in)Digestion:

KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich. Cheese, bacon and mayonnaise layered between two fried chicken breasts!

I saw a commercial for this sandwich (?) tonight and within seconds my arteries began to harden. It has more calories, more sodium and more fat than a Big Mac! Ah, but take heart, without the bun it has less carbs!

Randomness

I can't wait to procrastinate!

Been there, done that -- but I can't remember any of it!

Tell Barack I'm Baroke!

I once gave up smoking, women and drinking. It was the worst 15 minutes of my life!

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!

I know I should lift weights, but those things are HEAVY!

Lead us not into temptation ~~ Just tell us where it is!

Save the trees, wipe your ass with a Spotted Owl!

Random Thoughts
What did you think of that new Tiger Woods commercial sponsored by Nike?

It inspired me to buy a pair of Nikes. Then I cheated on them and slipped my feet into a pair of New Balance. :o}




<-- Some days ...


I can't avoid them ...


But on rare occasions they're easier to deal with ...



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