Sunday, February 18, 2007

Kathlick Kismet

Three little Boys were concerned

because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Janitor was there.

One little Boy said,
"We need to be baptized
because no one will come out and play with us.
Will You baptize us?"

"Sure," said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom
and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
one at a time.
Then he said, "You are now Baptized!".

When they got outside,
one of them asked,
"What religion do You think we are?"

The oldest one said,

"We're not Kathlick, ......because they pour the water on you."
"We're not Babtis, ......because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss, .....because they just sprinkle water on you."

The littlest one said,
"Didn't you smell that water?!"

They all joined in asking,
"Yeah! What do You think that means?"

"I think it means we're Pisscopailians."

(This was flushed from an e-mail from my brother-in-law. Thanks, Donald!)



Raggedy said...

That was funny.
Have a wonderful day!
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Webmiztris said...

it's better than Ka"bowel"a (Kaballah)....

hey, I tried.


Peter said...

"I think it means we're Pisscopailians."

Will have to go down as one of the most memorable lines in religion.

Lori said...

Too funny!!!!

Have a great day!!!

Serena said...

Very LMBO cute! I like what webmiztris said, too; I never would have thought of that.:)

Jack K. said...

Very funny. Thanks for sharing.

webmiztris is right on with her comment.

Peter, you got that one right too.

I am laughing out loud.

Duke_of_Earle said...

Mike, that was HORRIBLE!

(But I like it.)


Hello Betty said...


from the mouths of babes