Wednesday, April 25, 2007

See the Funny Little Texan

(Song Parody: to the tune of
"See The Funny Little Clown"
as sung by Bobby Glodsboro)


See the funny little Texan
See him laughing as you try to get by
Everybody knows he's lying
'Cause you never see truth in his eye
Everyone knows he's lying
Everyone knows he's lying on the inside
'Cause he's laughing on the outside
Everyone knows, everyone knows

See the funny little Texan
He's hiding behind a smile
They all know he's laughing
But I know he's really crying all the while
How his heart is aching
How his heart is breaking on the inside
But he keeps laughing on the outside
No one knows, no one knows

This funny little Texan
You never used to see him around
Without his staff beside him to abet and guide him
Until one day his staff was supoenaed away
And to this very day
He says he never needed them anyway
And no one knows, expect for me
Because you see, I'm that funny little Texan
See the funny little Texan

(to the tune of "Harper Valley PTA" as sung by Jeannie C. Riley )

I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Washington DC quack
Who had a penchant for war and sent our young men to Iraq.
Well the people protested one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
And they said, "George we got complaints from the people of the USA,
Well they said, "Mr. Prez'dent you're wearing our patience too thin,
It's reported you've been thinkin' of the Weapons of Mass Destruction
And we don't believe you oughta be wastin' our young men this way."
And it was voiced by the majority of the people, USA.

Well it happened that Congress was gonna meet that very afternoon;
They sure were angry when the Prez'dent said we need troops soon
And as he talked at the microphone there were lies in all he had to say
He said, "I want some more young soldiers over there in harms way!
Well there's Sadam Hussein a hanging over there from the end of a rope
And you Senators are trying awfully hard to make me look like a dope.

Mrs. Clinton what makes you think running for prez'dent you'll go far,
And can you please tell us why your husband didn't ever smoke that cigar?
Well, Ted Kennedy couldn't be here cause he stayed late at the bar again.
And you all keep tryin to tell me there's no Weapons of Mass Destruction,
And then you have the nerve to tell me you think as Prez'dent I'm crap;
Well this is just the Congress Place and you're all Washington Democrats."

No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just that way..
The day our Prez'dent shoved it up the people of the USA.
The day our Prez'dent shoved it up the people of the USA.



jules said...

Poor Mikey. If I'd have known you were waiting to attack me, I wouldn't have turned my attack tree on you. I promise. I'd have given you a different kind of wood!

Carolyn said...

Hmmm... these songs have too many sour notes for me. I don't feel it. Sorry.

Serena said...

ROTFL! By the way, did you happen to see the funny little Texan "dancing" with the African dance troupe the other day? I just about wet myself laughing.

Christina said...

very funny! and btw, i enjoyed the last post about toilet paper, too. imagine having a bad case of diarrhea and only being able to use 1 sheet. crazy!

Miss Cellania said...

If someone sings that Harper Valley parody and makes a video, I want to be the first to hear about it!