Thursday, January 21, 2010

Privvy Privy

Best Named Toilet Companies

20. Happy Can Portable Toilets, Atlanta, GA

19. Drop Zone Portable Service Inc., Frankfort, Ill.

18. Blackmas Best Seat In The House Inc., Bradley, Ill.

17. Plop Jon Inc., Port Saint Lucie, Fla.

16. A.S.A.P. Port-A-Pots Inc., Hampstead, Md.

15. Ameri-Can Engineering, Argos, Ind.

14. Bobby’s Pottys, Joppa, Md.

13. Johnny On The Spot Inc., Old Bridge, N.J.

12. LepreCAN Portable Restrooms, Chicago

11. Loader-Up, Inc., Sarasota, Fla.

10. Mister Bob’s Portable Toilets, Vero Beach, Fla.

9. Royal Throne, Washington, D.C.

8. Tanks Alot, Tomball, Tex.

7. Pee Pee Inc, Roseville, Mich.

6. Wizards of Ooze Ltd., Anacortes, Wash.

5. Oui Oui Enterprises Ltd., Chicago

4. Gotta Go Potties, Tobyhanna, Pa.

3., Chicago

2. Willy Make It? Oregon City, Oregon

1. Doodie Calls, New Orleans

Hap-Hazardous Duty

Pennsylvania firefighters in biohazard suits had to use soap and a saw to remove a naked man stuck in a porta-potty. Shannon Hunter, 31, was “wedged in tight,” said Deputy Fire Commissioner Chris Miller, “so we systematically had to cut pieces of the toilet away.” Asked to explain his predicament, Hunter would say only that he’d “needed to use the bathroom” after having seven beers at a nearby bar. “When I asked him why he was naked,” said Miller, “he just shrugged his shoulders.”



Jack K. said...

Yuck. Elementary school humor. You have really sunk to a new low. LMAO

Naked in a porta-potty. That is some weird sexual fantasy. snerx.

Sandee said...

We all know why Shannon Hunter was naked in the porta-potty. I'm just not going to go there. Sicko.

I like the 'drop zone' the best.

Have a terrific day. :)

Hale McKay said...


Are you suggesting this blog is going down the toilet? Or just this post?

Hale McKay said...


Ahem! Whose sexual fantasy?